The only red hat we’re co-signing has rainbow ears.
Front: a furrified MAGA logo. Rainbow ears, rainbow tail, three cheering furries dancing under the slogan like the future they’re not going to let happen quietly. Back: a rainbow tail trail down the spine, because Make America Furry Again is a whole-body commitment.
This isn’t parody. It’s reclamation. The aesthetic was stolen from us first. We’re stealing it back, prettier, queerer, and with more glitter.
Wear it to your home con. Wear it to the streets. Wear it specifically where it’ll make the right people uncomfortable. We didn’t make this shirt to play it safe and neither should you.
Product features
100% ring-spun US cotton, pre-shrunk for lasting comfort
Garment-dyed heavyweight (6.1 oz/yd²) with soft vintage texture
Relaxed unisex fit with double-needle stitched seams
Tubular, side-seam-free construction
Sizes S to 4XL, sewn-in label, Comfort Colors® 1717
