Bear Dice Tower | GRRRRR Edition

Every order ships with a free 7-piece polyhedral dice set. We know not to f*ck around with dice goblins.

Bears roll harder. Here's the dice tower to match.

Big. Burly. Unapologetically bear. Custom-designed and handmade in our Hoboken, New Jersey studio for the gay bear community — the cubs, the otters, the daddies, and everyone who worships at the altar of thick thighs and thicker fur.

Show your bear pride at the table. Whether you're running a dungeon crawl or crawling into one, this tower announces exactly what kind of gamer you are. Drop your dice and watch them tumble down a gray felt-lined runway for a smooth, quiet, fair roll every single time.

What makes it different

• The Paw That Grabs Back. Signature bear paw closure with burnt orange pads, cream backing, and jagged claw tips. Flips down to lock tight, flips up to catch every roll. Function meets fetish.
• GROWL interior engraving. A gorgeously detailed bear face with soulful eyes and a knowing smirk, rendered in warm amber tones. Above him? GROWL in bold block letters. He sees you. He knows if you fudged that d20.
• Dual-layer Baltic birch construction. Honey-toned base with rich espresso stain. Real hardwood, not veneer over particleboard. Built to survive years of bear game nights.
• Gray felt-lined dice runway. Smooth, quiet rolls and contained results. Quality enough to muffle the clatter without killing the satisfying thunk of a nat 20.
• Strong magnetic closure that seals completely and doubles as a carrier for your full 7-piece dice set. Toss it in your gear bag and go.
• Metal hinge system. Not wood, not plastic. Brass-toned hardware built to outlast the campaign.
• Custom laser-cut exterior. Precision-cut bear paw silhouette, not printed or stickered.
• "GRRRRRR" carved into the base — because bears don't whisper.
• Free 7-piece polyhedral dice set (random color) in every order.
• Velvet travel bag included.

The specs

• Closed: 3.25" L x 3.25" W x 5.75" H / Open: 8.25" L
• Materials: dual-layer Baltic birch, espresso and honey stain, polyurethane finish, metal hinge
• Gray felt-lined landing tray
• Handmade in our Hoboken, NJ studio

1-year warranty. Breaks during normal use within a year, we replace it. No drama.

Perfect for: D&D campaigns, Pathfinder one-shots, leather community game nights, bear pride events, and any tabletop RPG where the roll matters and the bear energy matters more.

Roll with pride. Roll with claws. Roll like a bear.