{"product_id":"bear-pride-dice-tower","title":"Bear Dice Tower | GRRRRR Edition","description":"\u003cdiv style=\"background: linear-gradient(90deg, #e40303, #ff8c00, #ffed00, #008026, #004dff, #750787); padding: 2px; border-radius: 8px; margin: 0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #fff; padding: 12px 16px; border-radius: 6px; display: flex; align-items: center; gap: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0624\/2458\/0205\/files\/qc-callout-dice.png?v=1780692853\" alt=\"Free 7-piece polyhedral dice set included\" style=\"width: 100px; height: auto; flex-shrink: 0; border-radius: 4px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0; font-size: 0.95em; line-height: 1.4; flex: 1;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEvery order ships with a free 7-piece polyhedral dice set.\u003c\/strong\u003e We know not to f*ck around with dice goblins.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBears roll harder. Here's the dice tower to match.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBig. Burly. Unapologetically bear. Custom-designed and handmade in our Hoboken, New Jersey studio for the gay bear community — the cubs, the otters, the daddies, and everyone who worships at the altar of thick thighs and thicker fur.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShow your bear pride at the table. Whether you're running a dungeon crawl or crawling into one, this tower announces exactly what kind of gamer you are. Drop your dice and watch them tumble down a gray felt-lined runway for a smooth, quiet, fair roll every single time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat makes it different\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe Paw That Grabs Back.\u003c\/strong\u003e Signature bear paw closure with burnt orange pads, cream backing, and jagged claw tips. Flips down to lock tight, flips up to catch every roll. Function meets fetish.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eGROWL interior engraving.\u003c\/strong\u003e A gorgeously detailed bear face with soulful eyes and a knowing smirk, rendered in warm amber tones. Above him? GROWL in bold block letters. He sees you. He knows if you fudged that d20.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDual-layer Baltic birch construction.\u003c\/strong\u003e Honey-toned base with rich espresso stain. Real hardwood, not veneer over particleboard. Built to survive years of bear game nights.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eGray felt-lined dice runway.\u003c\/strong\u003e Smooth, quiet rolls and contained results. Quality enough to muffle the clatter without killing the satisfying thunk of a nat 20.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eStrong magnetic closure\u003c\/strong\u003e that seals completely and doubles as a carrier for your full 7-piece dice set. Toss it in your gear bag and go.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMetal hinge system.\u003c\/strong\u003e Not wood, not plastic. Brass-toned hardware built to outlast the campaign.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCustom laser-cut exterior.\u003c\/strong\u003e Precision-cut bear paw silhouette, not printed or stickered.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\"GRRRRRR\" carved into the base\u003c\/strong\u003e — because bears don't whisper.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFree 7-piece polyhedral dice set\u003c\/strong\u003e (random color) in every order.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eVelvet travel bag included.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eThe specs\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClosed: 3.25\" L x 3.25\" W x 5.75\" H \/ Open: 8.25\" L\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMaterials: dual-layer Baltic birch, espresso and honey stain, polyurethane finish, metal hinge\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGray felt-lined landing tray\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHandmade in our Hoboken, NJ studio\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e1-year warranty.\u003c\/strong\u003e Breaks during normal use within a year, we replace it. No drama.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/strong\u003e D\u0026amp;D campaigns, Pathfinder one-shots, leather community game nights, bear pride events, and any tabletop RPG where the roll matters and the bear energy matters more.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eRoll with pride. Roll with claws. Roll like a bear.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"QueerCraft","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45474393784429,"sku":"0201-045","price":50.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0624\/2458\/0205\/files\/bear-dice-tower-grrrrr-edition-dice-tower-queercraft-7870094.jpg?v=1784811377","url":"https:\/\/queercraft.co\/products\/bear-pride-dice-tower","provider":"QueerCraft","version":"1.0","type":"link"}